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Original Random CS Chuck Norris Facts

• Chuck Norris can divide by zero

• Chuck Norris can dereference a null pointer

• Chuck Norris doesn't need malloc(). All memory belongs to him out of fear.

• Chuck Norris knows all the digits in pi, and will tell them to anyone who can survive a roundhouse kick to the face.

• With his "Norris Machine" Chuck has answered the question, "is P equal to NP"? He will tell the world when it is ready.

• Turing machines halt exactly when Chuck Norris says they do

• Chuck Norris translated the Holy Bible into a SQL command. The query results in God 51% Chuck Norris 49%

• "Packet loss" is a myth; Chuck Norris just wills packets in and out of existence

• Chuck Norris’s RISC ISA has one instruction: ROUNDHOUSE KICK. Of course, it’s still Turing complete.

• Chuck Norris once swam to New Zealand to roundhouse kick a router for dropping his packets

• On a side note to the above, Chuck Norris didn’t have to swim. Tides are a result of water getting out of his way.

• In Prolog, Chuck Norris always equates to true, and everything after that is false out of fear.

• Despite being able to only attack land creeps, Chuck Norris is always ready for the air levels.

• In binary, Chuck Norris is represented by the number 2, but everyone is too afraid to use it.

• Norris's Law is the empirical observation that with the Total Gym, the complexity and mass of a user's muscle tissue will double in about 18 months.

• Chuck Norris doesn't need Dijkstra's algorithm to find the shortest path from his fist to your face.